A vegan from Bishops Stortford has apologised for ‘inadvertently’ letting slip that she’s a vegan by telling everyone she meets that she’s a vegan.
She explained that her aunt asked where she was working these days and that the only way to truly describe little known bookshop WH Smith was to explain how it is ‘in the shopping centre second floor just above the main door that looks across at that new coffee shop which is just a couple of doors up from KFC, the bastard fucking chicken murderers.’
On another occasion, during some downtime in the office, a discussion took place about favourite fast foods and without thinking she suggested that all her colleagues should be saying ostrich as it ‘runs fast and your all scum that will eat anything that has a pulse’ – a claim that was roundly denied by everyone, who agreed they’d rather starve to death than chow down on Katie Hopkins as she’s probably too bitter.
Bobetta went on to explain how she’s been forced to explain her veganism in many other unexpected circumstances such as when she was asked her favourite Friends character, the time she was asked to take over the company Twitter account for the afternoon and when asked the question, ‘You alright?’
‘It’s awful,’ she said, ‘I don’t want to keep bringing my absolutely correct and proper vegan philosophy into the lives of killers with no morals, but it just seems that every conversation ends up about why society is programmed to kill. Well, that and coronavirus.’