LONDON — Iconic morning TV presenter, Lorraine Kelly, has told this newspaper that she was born with a rare condition that has left her with no bowels and that she has to go to the toilet out of her mouth.
“I always like to make sure that I’ve had a really good shit before I go on air, but I do carry a miniature toilet bowl in my handbag in case I’m taken short during an interview.
“I just make sure my interviewee is on camera before pulling out the little toilet and having a clearout.
“There’s only been one accident that I can remember.
“I’d had a bit of a stomach upset and was interviewing the actress, Meryl Streep, when I coughed suddenly and pebble-dashed her face.
“She was absolutely brilliant and just carried on talking with all this shit running down her face. We had a great laugh about it afterwards too. She was a real trouper.”
Kelly’s condition is not believed to be linked to the disorder which affects the prime minister, Boris Johnson, causing him to talk through his arse.