CALIFORNIA — Pop legend, Cher, yesterday announced that last Tuesday afternoon she gave birth to her 93rd child during a visit to the ladies facilities at a McDonald’s restaurant in Sacramento, California.

The clearly emotional, Gypsies Tramps and Thieves singer, told newsmen: “It was one of the most beautiful moments of my entire life.

“I went into the little girls’ room to lay a loaf after a heavy meal and emerged with another kid.

“I mean what are the chances for God’s sake? 

“Hell, I didn’t even know I was pregnant.”

The 115-year-old It’s In His Kiss star now has 63 girls and 30 boys, all by different fathers, and is fast catching up with close friend, Meryl Streep, who has 106 mixed-race children and who is currently in a Detroit maternity unit awaiting the birth of her 3rd set of triplets.