SOCIAL MEDIA — The next ridiculous and pointless Facebook craze will be for people to post the 10 Facebook avatars that have most influenced their lives.

Being locked down is not stopping people having fun, as yet another pointless, ridiculous craze is undertaken by millions of users whilst exhausted people with young kids look on and try to find the time to think ‘God, I wish I had the time to waste my fucking time like this!!!’.

Suggestible Facebooker – part of a group known as ‘Fookers’ – Barabus Valentine, said, “‘Don’t you worry – like all the others, I’m already on this one!

“I’ve used Trello to organise such an important task. Starting with a list of all the Facebook avatars in history, I’ve narrowed it down to those that I really remember from my formative years and those which have shaped my life the most.

“The most influential avatar is obviously my mate Keith’s Facebook avatar. Such a clever cartoony face that in no absolutely way looks generic.

“The choice of eyes, particularly, is well, what can I say? One of five, is the only way to describe it.

“And I know it’s going to be a popular choice, but Christopher James’ avatar from 18th May is really a seminal piece. It’s contribution to the Facebook avatar world is second-to-none and you can really see the influence in thousands of subsequent Facebook avatars. It will live long in the memory.

“And by that I mean people might still know what a Facebook avatar is in June.”